Making the yule cool!

WHAT THE DICKENS IS THIS?

Years ago, Dwight D. Eisenhower was right when he said, “Beware the Christmas–Industrial Complex!”  Every year we sweat and toil, only to be judged by a fat little elf in a cheap suit.  Nowadays it’s the Polar Vortex, War On Christmas, Season Affective Disorder and Snow Emergencies.  No wonder we are full of anxiety!

Here’s the remedy:  Don your gay apparel, Humbug Hat, Crazy Xmas sweater, Naughty/Nice Elf Suit and come join us.  It’s 50% tradition + 50% bizarre ritual.  It’s an irreverent celebration.  It’s the most fun you can have with your Grinch underwear on!

The Jingle Stick

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT OR PARTY TOY?

This is how to get your Xmas ya- yas out!  Join the thousands that have jumped on stage with us to bang the Jingle Stick.  This machine will transform an ordinary person into a rock star instantly.  All we ask is that you keep time and make our drummer look good.  Now you’re in the show!

Photo by Kam Evenson

If You Go…

Photo Fred Sobottka